"A dirty book is rarely dusty." ~ Anon.
One woman would another wed." ~ William Shakespeare
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her." ~ Anon
NOTE: If some (hopefully, many) of these quotes tickled your funny bone, please consider passing them on. To read a related post of mine, here's the link to my "Love Quotes:The Wisest, Wittiest . . . and Most Cynical." And, lastly, to have a look at my other writings for Psychology Today, click here.